Release the turtles!

Who? Paula S. P.
Where? Buenos Aires, Argentina
When? December 27th, 1994

What do I like? Many things. But mostly reading, drawing, sometimes writing, animals and insects in general, history, foreign languages, science, religion, philosphy, puzzle and logic games, and videogames.

Ask about anything you want to know, seriously. SERIOUSLY

Warning: Might contain traces of fail.

dem released turtles

yamib666:

skeletonmasks:

razzledazzy:

Just another day at the dildo factory.

SHIT I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE THOSE.

 i would be laughing every fucking day

‘yep this is going in someone some day’

for someone working in a dildo factory, that dude has no fucks to give.

I think it’d be pretty awkward to explain that you work making dildoes

it’d be something like “So, Timmy, what does your father do?” “He makes plastic pee-pees that go into lonely old ladies’ ugly parts because they’re too ugly to find a boyfriend”

(via yamibree)

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